Fresh Plum Sorbet with a Hint of Ginger

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I was panting like a dog and my heart and my lungs were about to burst out of my chest.  Although the data on the bike indicated otherwise, I was working REALLY hard.  In this data worshipping world, people often don’t realize that data can never calibrate humans.  Every single one of us is different, and with every passing second we leave behind the person we used to be.  When others in class were spinning at 130 RPM I was only doing 90, but I was working much harder than anyone of those ripped people in class.  I am out of shape and weak, though luckily I don’t look it, according to the friend who dragged me to class today.  The last time I took a spinning class was more than 10 years ago. 

As I struggled to keep up with the class, my quadriceps, calves and gluteal muscles burning, the parts of my body that suffered the most were actually my dear little ear drums.  They are still ringing right now.  The extremely loud and pulsating music meant to pump us up nearly killed me.  I will remember to bring ear plugs next time.  It seems that people nowadays need more and more stimulation from everything and everywhere.  Perhaps I’m just too old, but I have never needed all the exterior stimulation, not even when I was young.  I have always preferred to join the world only now and then.

The first thing I did when I came home was to make this refreshing sorbet.  It was perfect after an hour and half of sweating.

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When we were in Italy two summers ago, we stayed in a beautiful villa in a small town called Tavernelle.  There was a great restaurant near the villa called Fattoria, where they served the best sorbet between courses.  Audrey was always asking for a second one every time we ate there.  She told me today that my sorbet was just like those that she had at Fattoria, if not better.  That was a great compliment for a tired mom with shaking legs.

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Fattoria

La Fattoria

Unpretentious and with the most delicious food, the restaurant is one of our favorites in the world

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Peter at the grill in Fattoria

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The owner chef of the Fattoria standing at the door to the kitchen

Fresh Plum Sorbet with a Hint of Ginger

Ingredients:

8 red-fleshed plums

1/2 cup fresh or frozen cranberries

1/2 teaspoon ginger or to taste, peeled and chopped 

1/4 cup brown sugar

4 packs Stevia

1/2 cup water

A pinch of kosher salt

1 teaspoon freshly squeezed lemon juice

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Preparation:

Blend all ingredients in a large food processor or blender.  I blended mine in my Vitamix.  Pour into the ice cream maker.  Let it churn for 20 to 30 minutes or until desired hardness.

3 Easy Ways to Stay Hydrated

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Did you know that 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated? That’s right, you are probably dehydrated right now as you read this. Chronic dehydration can negatively impact your electrolyte balance and cognitive performance, and it can also contribute to acid reflux, digestive disorders, and other unpleasant conditions. Drink up, everyone! Here are three easy ways to stay hydrated.

1. Set a Goal

How much water should you be drinking? Well, it really depends on the water content of your food and tons of other factors. Even though we don’t all need eight glasses of water per day, I aim for that amount just in case. Besides, staying hydrated actually prevents your body from holding onto water weight and looking bloated, so drinking water has lots of benefits.

I just make a conscious effort every day to get my water in. If you’re into newfangled technology, there are lots of smartphone apps to help you drink more water, like WaterLogged and iDrated.

2. Get a Pretty Water Vessel

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I used to carry around an old metal water bottle, but I realized I wasn’t drinking much water because it made everything taste metallic and smelled reminiscent of tetanus. Also, an opaque water bottle makes it harder for you to keep track of how much you’re drinking.

This is why I really love my EcoJarz! We recently received a few EcoJarz lids and straws in the mail and couldn’t wait to test ’em out! Basically, EcoJarz lets you turn your Mason jars into really cute reusable water bottles. As you could probably guess from the name, EcoJarz are eco friendly, but the main reason why I love them is because I can keep track of how much water I’m drinking and I can sip everything through a cute reusable straw. I love straws. They’re just fun. And whenever I have lip balm or lipstick on, I love how I don’t end up getting it all over the place when I use straws. I’m rambling. But that’s how much I love EcoJarz.

3. Flavorful Infusions

In a last-ditch attempt to get Audrey to drink more water (she’d been averaging about three cups of fluid per day… yikes!) I started buying super-sweet water flavoring like Dasani Drops and Mio. Even though they helped her stay hydrated, I couldn’t help but wonder about the effect of the iffy ingredients in water flavoring. After all, we all heard about that recent study linking aspartame, saccharin, and sucralose (Equal, Sweet N Low, and Splenda, respectively) to diabetes, obesity, and other metabolic disorders. Apparently these sweeteners might negatively affect our intestinal microbiota, the enigmatic little bacterial critters living in our guts, thus contributing to various diseases. Of course, this doesn’t mean definitively that a little Diet Coke will automatically make you diabetic, but I still don’t like the idea of exposing my children to too much of this stuff.

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I’ve replaced Audrey’s very berry Crystal Light with real berries and slices of lemon. Sure, it’s not as sickly sweet as the stuff that used to go in her water, but that’s a good thing. It keeps her taste buds from getting too used to ultra-sweet stuff while providing just enough flavor to keep her interested. The best of both worlds.

Top Four On-the-Go Workouts… Even for the Exercise-Averse!

Note: If you want to see photos of my mother ballroom dancing then keep reading!

When I first went to school away from home, I became completely sedentary. I’ve never been good at most team sports, there was no karate studio nearby, and the gym was full of scary upperclassmen (or so it seemed when I was a freshman). In an attempt to get some exercise, I Googled “prison workouts” to see what I could do inside my closet-sized dorm room but none of them seemed very appealing to me.

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too hardcore

A different type of prison workout - from Pinterest

A different type of prison workout – from Pinterest

By spring term I had worked up the guts to go to the school gym, but before that I relied solely on these four workouts!

endorphin rush! ignore the jaundice

endorphin rush! ignore the jaundice and gigantic face

The best part is that they’re not just for the dorm; anyone who’s stuck in a hotel room, apartment, or other small space (prison?) can do ’em – my mom often does these when she’s on location and doesn’t have access to/can’t be bothered to go to the gym!
1. Jillian Michael’s 30 Day Shred

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Good workout, but no, 99.99999% of people are NOT going to lose 20 lb. in 30 days just doing this video workout. Just sayin’

Are you ready to get shredded????? Well personally I just wanted to stop being a sedentary lump but my mother did indeed use this in another one of her attempts to get ripped. (I’d like to take this opportunity to note that no matter how much exercise you do, you ain’t gonna get lean and mean unless you have an energy deficit. So cut down on the peanuts, Mommy!)

This 20 min workout is not going to make you expend as much energy (i.e., be as good a cardio sesh) as, say, running, swimming, or using a cardio machine at the gym, but it sure does make you feel like you worked hard!

All you need is a pair of dumbbells, however heavy you want, and either a yoga mat or a carpet/rug. For most exercises there’s a hard version and an easy version so no matter what level of fitness you are at, it won’t be too hard or too easy.

2. Jillian Michael’s Six Week Six Pack

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Okay, before I talk about this video and the rest of the workouts I’d like to take a moment to be really preachy and annoying. Bear with me or skip the next paragraph.

You can’t spot reduce. You can’t spot reduce. You can build muscle in a particular part of your body by doing strength training that focuses on that area, but DOING CRUNCHES IS NOT GOING TO GET RID OF YOUR MUFFIN TOP. There, I said it. So even though I love these workouts, I’m really nitpicky about these things and I can’t stand it when they claim that exercising a certain part of your body will make you lose fat in that area. You lose fat throughout your body by maintaing an energy deficit. Okay, end of tirade against spot reduction myth.

Back to the video. This is another workout video from Jillian Michaels with a focus on abs. There’s special ab workouts as well as some cardio. You can find level one for free here.

3. ¡Zumba!

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My mother is really into dancing.

China's version of "Dancing with the Stars"

China’s version of “Dancing with the Stars”

She also hates every single other form of exercise. Hates ’em all with a burning passion, I tell you. One day I decided to introduce her to zumba – it’s dancing but with extra cardio! She fell in love right away and now zumba is her go-to workout. She takes zumba classes at the local Y but when she’s shooting she uses the zumba videos that she bought from Amazon.

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If you normally dislike exercise then you might like zumba! Honestly, who doesn’t like shaking it?

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fun fact: she weighs more than he does. shhh!

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Above is the link to her dances.

ok this isn't zumba but i just find this really funny so i'm gonna post it anyway

ok this isn’t zumba but i just find this really funny so i’m gonna post it anyway

4. Blogilates!

Fun workouts! But NO this will not slim your arms because spot reduction is a myth. Sorry not sorry

Fun workouts! But NO this will not slim your arms because spot reduction is a myth. Sorry not sorry

Cassey Ho is kind of like Jillian Michaels, except peppier and nicer and Asian-er. There are tons and tons of free videos on Blogilates.com, and they’re all really fun! My personal favorites are the song challenges because they’re all pretty short (just the length of a pop song) so you can pick and choose which ones you want to do for your (strength training) workout.

There are soooo many different exercise videos on Blogilates so there’s lots of variety! My favorites include:

  1. What Makes You Booty-ful – oh God, the pain… hard to sit through a math exam after this.
  2. “Work Work” Ab Challenge – dear college admission officers, please note that I said “work work” and not “Work _____.”
  3. Gangnam Style Call Me Maybe Squat Mashup – really fun, not too hard, good for da glutes
  4. Victoria’s Secret Bombshell Butt – disclaimer: didn’t get a bombshell butt. Really fun though!

In addition to workout vids Blogilates also has lots of fun recipes and blog posts! I love the “Cheap Clean Eats” series, especially the banana egg pancakes – I usually do a variation with egg whites and half a scoop of Cellucor whey. I also love Aubernutter mug pancakes which are kinda sorta based on the banana egg recipe!

Happy werkin’!!